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Cardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Even our hardest prayers are easy for the Omnipotent One to answer because there is no degree of difficulty. - Mark Batterson

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Knowledge and education in the hands of one who claims no higher accountability or authority than one's own individuality is power in the hands of a fool. - Ravi Zacharias

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

For one human being to love another - that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks: the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. - Rainer M Riike

Your education experience, talent intelligence, and financial situations don't matter. The important thing is the direction in which you focus your unique, powerful, creative mind. - Marc Allen


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