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College in a Nutshell

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College in a Nutshell thanks to Keith Blake

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Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

People have to see that there is a high degree of complexity about belonging to a gang. It's a symptom, not a problem. - Greg Boyle

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

All of my friends who have younger siblings who are going to college or high school - my number one piece of advice is: You should learn how to program. - Mark Zuckerberg

Knowledge and education in the hands of one who claims no higher accountability or authority than one's own individuality is power in the hands of a fool. - Ravi Zacharias

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly. - Andre Gide

For one human being to love another - that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks: the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. - Rainer M Riike

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

You can only learn so much from books. You can only learn so much from education. Ultimately, it is the wisdom of God that will carry you through in the toughest situations of life. - Ravi Zacharias

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact. - Lyndon B. Johnson

How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the 'lower animals' (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humilitating to me. - Mark Twain


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