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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

For one human being to love another - that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks: the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. - Rainer M Riike

Studies of social games, puzzle games, and brain-training games have shown they have little effect on the brain despite often being marketed as improving memory and reaction speeds. - Daphne Bavelier

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact. - Lyndon B. Johnson


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