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College in a Nutshell

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College in a Nutshell thanks to Keith Blake

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. - Ernest Hemingway

Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly. - Andre Gide

Whether it's a popcorn movie or some really intellectual sociopolitical movie, I think to some degree they're all influenced by the social climate that we're living in. - James Wan

How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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