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Cold Corners

Math solution to warm you up

Cold Corners thanks to Kay Smurthwaite

Are 90 degree corners warm enough?

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Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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