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Cold Corners

Math solution to warm you up

Cold Corners thanks to Kay Smurthwaite

Are 90 degree corners warm enough?

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

The X-Files: The mystery of algebra - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young

Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson


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