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Coffee Owl Painting

Java special talent with birds of prey?

Coffee Owl Painting thanks to Alisia Gwinnard

My coffee got so cold, I made an owl with it

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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