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Coffee Owl Painting

Java special talent with birds of prey?

Coffee Owl Painting thanks to Alisia Gwinnard

My coffee got so cold, I made an owl with it

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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