QuotaBillsMan is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
One cannot govern with "buts." - Charles de Gaulle
An educated people can be easily governed. - Frederick II
Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan
All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce
In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb
To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant
The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev
Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke
No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb
A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken
My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban
The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson
Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy
A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov