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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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