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Class Year Picture thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot. - Tony Robbins

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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