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Class Year Picture

Tweeting the latest school memory photo album

Class Year Picture thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Social media peaks at high school graduation ceremonies

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Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don't know. - Albert Einstein

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Learn to say 'no.' It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. - Charles H Spurgeon

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


Tunnel Face

The Bugs Are Bad This Year

Dog Spa

Ostrich Imprint

Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

LippoPotumus

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton

Vatican City's New Breakfast Special

Flying Cathedral Excuse

Day At The Beach

John The Baptist Souvenirs

Amish Prom Limo

Wishy-Washy Church

'Cover Girl' Magazine

One At A Time

Shofar So Good

Temple Car