Church Karma

Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. - Jerome A Jerome

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell. - Emily Dickinson

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge