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QuotaBillsHell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre
Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari
Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais
Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost
Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - Milton Friedman
Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb
Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton
Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer
Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini
Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump
Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury
Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing
O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare
Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich
A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple
There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody
I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg
He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde
Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings
Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson
I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke
Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias
It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson
Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson
In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide
No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen
He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides
Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde
Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison