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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

My karma ran over your dogma. - Unknown

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - Milton Friedman

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell. - Emily Dickinson

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson


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