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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it. - Don Marquis

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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