Church Karma

Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - Milton Friedman

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison