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Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - Milton Friedman

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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Snow Detour

Redneck GPS

Snow Receiver

Book Perspective

Why Stand In Line?

How Twins Are Made

Ups and Downs

Irish Flu Shots

Snake Circle

Romantic Accident

Winter Mirror

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Abbey Road Joe-kster and Bernie

Straws

Chernobyl Fish

Hard Working Cop

Mechanic's Work Table

Canadian Tennis

Swimsuit Police

Waiting For The Perfect Man

Dutch Cowboy