Church Karma

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Wedded be thou to the hags of hell. - William Shakespeare

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. - Jerome A Jerome

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. - Bill Clinton

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy