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Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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