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Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker

My karma ran over your dogma. - Unknown

Wedded be thou to the hags of hell. - William Shakespeare

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

The hell with the toothpicks. They say them things bust your emammal anyhow - Archie Bunker

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible


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