Church Karma

Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost

Wedded be thou to the hags of hell. - William Shakespeare

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The hell with the toothpicks. They say them things bust your emammal anyhow - Archie Bunker

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain