Church Karma

Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

My karma ran over your dogma. - Unknown

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell. - George Moore

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The hell with the toothpicks. They say them things bust your emammal anyhow - Archie Bunker

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it. - Don Marquis

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith