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Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker

Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. - Jerome A Jerome

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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