Christopher Walken

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? - George Carlin

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor. - Jack Nicholson

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt