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Christopher Walken

He's been Walken around the block

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Ronald Walken, known professionally as Christopher Walken
(born March 31, 1943), is an American actor
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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? - George Carlin

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor. - Jack Nicholson

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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