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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade. - Rudyard Kipling

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? - George Carlin

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

Seeing her sitting there unresponsive makes me realize that silence has a sound. - Jodi Picoult

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets ninety per cent of what they make. - Elton John

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker