Christopher Walken

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

An actor draws on his own experience. - Christopher Walken

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Seeing her sitting there unresponsive makes me realize that silence has a sound. - Jodi Picoult

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up. - Alfred Hitchcock

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Writer: 1. A frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull; 2. One who corrects a wrong. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros