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Christopher Walken

He's been Walken around the block

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Ronald Walken, known professionally as Christopher Walken
(born March 31, 1943), is an American actor

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? - George Carlin

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken


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