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Christopher Walken

He's been Walken around the block

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Ronald Walken, known professionally as Christopher Walken
(born March 31, 1943), is an American actor

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

An actor draws on his own experience. - Christopher Walken

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

"The Sex Lives of A-Borgnines" - is that the actor with all the wives? - Archie Bunker

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up. - Alfred Hitchcock

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets ninety per cent of what they make. - Elton John

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor. - Jack Nicholson

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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