Christopher Walken

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor. - Jack Nicholson

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Writer: 1. A frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull; 2. One who corrects a wrong. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros