Christopher Walken

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? - George Carlin

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken