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Christopher Walken

He's been Walken around the block

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Ronald Walken, known professionally as Christopher Walken
(born March 31, 1943), is an American actor

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade. - Rudyard Kipling

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? - George Carlin

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

Seeing her sitting there unresponsive makes me realize that silence has a sound. - Jodi Picoult

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets ninety per cent of what they make. - Elton John

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker


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