Christopher Walken

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

An actor draws on his own experience. - Christopher Walken

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade. - Rudyard Kipling

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

"The Sex Lives of A-Borgnines" - is that the actor with all the wives? - Archie Bunker

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets ninety per cent of what they make. - Elton John

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor. - Jack Nicholson

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump