QuotaBillsThe perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson
Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler
I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel
A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett
Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer