QuotaBillsI love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner
You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert
Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett
If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah