QuotaBillsSanta's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
Suffering isn't ennobling, recovery is. - Christiaan N. Barnard
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay