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Christmas Burnout

'Twas the day after Christmas...

Christmas Burnout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Suffering isn't ennobling, recovery is. - Christiaan N. Barnard

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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