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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Ordinary people think merely of spending time; great people think of using it. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien


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