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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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Pool Side

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Warm Nap

Wall Parkade

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