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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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