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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Draw your salary before spending it. - Artemus Ward

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger


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