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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Draw your salary before spending it. - Artemus Ward

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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