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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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