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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The expensive is cheap. - Arabic Saying

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Ordinary people think merely of spending time; great people think of using it. - Arthur Schopenhauer

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill


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