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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Draw your salary before spending it. - Artemus Ward

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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