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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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