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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The expensive is cheap. - Arabic Saying

Draw your salary before spending it. - Artemus Ward

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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