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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Ordinary people think merely of spending time; great people think of using it. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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