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Chipwrecked

Something fishy spotted in Pismo Beach

Chipwrecked thanks to joe-kster

How to sell Fish and Chips in California

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones and little ones into none at all. - Chinese proverb

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


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