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Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. - Naguib Mahfouz

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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