Chinese Road Rocks

You're a chimp off the old block. - Archie Bunker

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin