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Chinese Road Rocks

Slight detour no obstable for a motorcycle

Chinese Road Rocks thanks to Roy Turkington

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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Mental Block: A street on which several psychiatrists live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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