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Chinese Road Rocks

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Chinese Road Rocks thanks to Roy Turkington

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You're a chimp off the old block. - Archie Bunker

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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