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Chinese Road Rocks

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Chinese Road Rocks thanks to Roy Turkington

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You're a chimp off the old block. - Archie Bunker

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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