Chinese Road Rocks

You're a chimp off the old block. - Archie Bunker

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

There is no worse screen to block out the Spirit than confidence in our own intelligence. - John Calvin

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash