Chinese Road Rocks

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

There is no worse screen to block out the Spirit than confidence in our own intelligence. - John Calvin

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin