Chinese Road Rocks

You're a chimp off the old block. - Archie Bunker

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Mental Block: A street on which several psychiatrists live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump