Chimera Genetics

By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda