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A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

When you choose your fields of labor, go where nobody else is willing to go. - Mary Lyon

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will be 83 years old on December 12 and I've decided to retire while I'm still young. - Bob Barker

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

He who labors diligently need never despair, for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor. - Menander

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we were born. - Albert Einstein

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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