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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Being young is a fault that improves daily. - Swedish Proverb

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven! - William Wordsworth

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, "always do what you are afraid to do." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

When I was young, I was told: 'You'll see when you're 50.' I'm 50 and I haven't seen a thing. - Erik Satie

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

The young do not know enough to be prudent and therefore they attempt the impossible - and achieve it, generation after generation. - Pearl S Buck

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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