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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude. - Robin Williams

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven! - William Wordsworth

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

A mule will labor 10 years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once. - William Faulkner

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Giving up at something that no longer serves a purpose, or protects you, or helps you, isn't giving up at all, it's growing up. - Unknown

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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