Child Instrument

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert