Child Instrument

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner