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Child Instrument thanks to Howard Chapman

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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