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Fate is character. - William Winter

No: The feminine of yes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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