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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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