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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof. - Harry Haenigsen

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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