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A man's bathroom etiquette guide

Chicks Be Like thanks to Jim Serritella

The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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