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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda