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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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