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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

A town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. - Blaise Pascal

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

I told you all lawyers are worthless. After all, it takes won to know one. - Dan Quayle

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard P Feynman

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman