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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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