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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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