QuotaBillsLeeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker
Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker
I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown
Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus
Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters
Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence
A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott
A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd
Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown
When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher
If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg
When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson
The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. - Ronnie Corbett
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner
If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO
The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie
Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar
He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com