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Catnip Garden
What happens when you grow catnip in your backyard
Kitty aphrodisiac en masse
Catnip (nepeta cataria) is a strong-scented mint that contains a volatile oil that’s easily released into the air. Biting or rolling on the plant crushes the leaves, and releases the oil so kitty can get a good sniff. It doesn’t take much. Cats can detect catnip oil in the air at saturations as low as one part per billion.
Rather than a simple smell, the chemical in catnip resembles sedative components also found in the valerian plant, which may be used in natural therapies to calm pets and people. Catnip also may be similar to one of the substances found in tomcat urine - gross to you, but a lovely smell to the cat! A pheromone in urine often triggers the same sort of behavioral reaction in cats as exposure to catnip.
Rather than a simple smell, the chemical in catnip resembles sedative components also found in the valerian plant, which may be used in natural therapies to calm pets and people. Catnip also may be similar to one of the substances found in tomcat urine - gross to you, but a lovely smell to the cat! A pheromone in urine often triggers the same sort of behavioral reaction in cats as exposure to catnip.
Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan
The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller
Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan
The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller
Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen
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