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Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Teresa

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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