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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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