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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love. - Mahatma Gandhi

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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