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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Love is not a feeling, love is a response. Love is an action. - David Jeremiah

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

To give truth to him who does not love the truth is to only give more reasons for misinterpretation. - George Macdonald

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Teresa

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they're alive and human. - Albert Ellis


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