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In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. - Anais Nin

Grace is love that cares and stoops and rescues. - John Stott

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown


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