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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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