QuotaBillsI'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon
My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb
Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci
A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward
It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck
That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright