Car Rest Stop

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France