Car Rest Stop

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France