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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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