Car Rest Stop

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright