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I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky