Canned Cheeseburger

Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie