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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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