QuotaBillsWeather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb
I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay
Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom
It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump