QuotaBillsUnsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader
Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every bump is a bounce. - Robert Kraft
Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut
There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz