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Canadian Protest

Canadians are a sorry bunch

Canadian Protest thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feeling, eh!

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Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

Canadians are Americans with no Disneyland. - Margaret Mahy

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions. - Unknown

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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