Canadian Math

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Mass Psychology: Doing it the herd way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Theoretical physics is actually philosophy. - Max Born

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown