Canadian Math

Center Of Mass: The Priest - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Changing mass consciousness is an individual responsibility. - Dennis Weaver

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas