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Canadian License Plate

Always polite, always sorry, eh!

Canadian License Plate thanks to John Haywood-Farmer

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Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Je Ne Sais Quoi: Sorry, I don’t know what this means... - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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