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How Canada sweetens its currency exchange

Canadian Controversy thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Bank of Canada douses $100 bills in maple syrup

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I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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