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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Genius borrows nobly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

No author is a man of genius to his publisher. - Heinrich Heine

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey L Adams

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

What's the good of being a genius if you can't use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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