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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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