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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey L Adams

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be. - Edgar Allan Poe

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong


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