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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe. - Benjamin Disraeli

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be. - Edgar Allan Poe

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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