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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be. - Edgar Allan Poe

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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