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Nothing fails like success. - G K Chesterton

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

The years teach much which the days never knew. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat. - Ann Landers

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Success is inevitable if you keep moving. The only thing that matters is that you keep going. The only way to truly fail at a marathon is to stop taking the next step. - Tim Grahl

Your workforce is your most valuable asset. The knowledge and skills they have represent the fuel that drives the engine of business - and you can leverage that knowledge. - Harvey Mackay

The real secret of success is enthusiasm. Yes, more than enthusiasm, I would say excitement. I like to see men get excited. When they get excited, they make a success of their lives. - Walter Chrysler

Any nation that neglects teaching the sacredness of life and the family does so at its own peril. Any nation that sanctions the removal of God’s boundaries will destroy its own. - Ravi Zacharias

I am thrilled to be able to offer my good friend Martha the opportunity to join me in the success of "The Apprentice," ... I hope she has as much fun as I do with this venture. - Donald Trump


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