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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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