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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown


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