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Burnout Indication

Cooling off a traffic light fire hazard

Burnout Indication thanks to Wayne Nowazek

And you thought you were suffering from burnout at work...

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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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