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Burnout Indication

Cooling off a traffic light fire hazard

Burnout Indication thanks to Wayne Nowazek

And you thought you were suffering from burnout at work...

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Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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