QuotaBillsThe gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. - Charles de Gaulle
Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane
Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison
Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme
You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant
The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston
I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein
To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal
I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck