Buddies Raiding The Fridge
Looking for the good stuff with a friend
QuotaBillsSpoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell