Buddies Raiding The Fridge

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell