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Broken Potted Plant Art

Resuscitation for tired garden ornaments

Broken Potted Plant Art thanks to Lisa LaRonde

Unique garden ornaments include decorative accents, garden sculptures, metal yard art and solar garden arts

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The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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