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Broken Potted Plant Art

Resuscitation for tired garden ornaments

Broken Potted Plant Art thanks to Lisa LaRonde

Unique garden ornaments include decorative accents, garden sculptures, metal yard art and solar garden arts

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The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams


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