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The difference between Great Britain, the UK, and the British Isles

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No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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