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British Kingdom

The difference between Great Britain, the UK, and the British Isles

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No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

Ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow. - James Joyce

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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