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British Kingdom

The difference between Great Britain, the UK, and the British Isles

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No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow. - James Joyce

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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