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Bridge Claimed Another One

Taking a bite out of road safety

Bridge Claimed Another One thanks to Keith Blake

Bridge artwork that should signal trouble a-head

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Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert

People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. - Peter F Drucker

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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