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Brick Shoes

The upstairs neighbor's favorite footwear

Brick Shoes thanks to Keith Blake

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Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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