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Bread Tug Of War

To the victor go the spoils

Bread Tug Of War thanks to Mike King

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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