QuotaBillsI hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield
We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer
Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso