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Bread Tug Of War

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Bread Tug Of War thanks to Mike King

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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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