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Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. - Johnnie Cochran

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl


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