Bread Gloves

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. - Johnnie Cochran

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas