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Bread Gloves thanks to Kayla Sanderson

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl


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