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Czechs, or Czech people are a nation and ethnic group native to the Czech Republic in Central Europe

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Prophylactic: A rubber check - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A nation cannot be ignorant and free. - Thomas Jefferson

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Carpe Diem! Seize the day!
Carpe per diem - seize the check. - Robin Williams

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

One half of the nation is mad - and the other half not very sound. - Tobias Smollett

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices. - Edward R Murrow

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead. - Gelet Burgess

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

We have a rule that if you check in code, you have to maintain it. So I mostly code on the side. I don't check in code anymore. - Mark Zuckerberg

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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