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Bottle Sneakret

How to sneak a bottle into the concert

Bottle Sneakret thanks to Sandra Graber

Bottle Sneakret thanks to Sandra Graber

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I'd be a terrible secret agent. I can't keep a secret, and I'm not sneaky. - Katherine Heigl

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone


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