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Bottle Sneakret

How to sneak a bottle into the concert

Bottle Sneakret thanks to Sandra Graber

Bottle Sneakret thanks to Sandra Graber

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Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

I'd be a terrible secret agent. I can't keep a secret, and I'm not sneaky. - Katherine Heigl

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver


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