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Bottle Sneakret

How to sneak a bottle into the concert

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

I'd be a terrible secret agent. I can't keep a secret, and I'm not sneaky. - Katherine Heigl

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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