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Born To Be Wild thanks to Keith Blake

Born To Be Wild thanks to Keith Blake

Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people. - Marcus Garvey

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin - but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what. - Harper Lee

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

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