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Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

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Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

Two things define you: your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. - Unknown

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs


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