QuotaBillsBirth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung