QuotaBillsBirth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin