Blonde in a Snowstorm
Dad helps Blonde daughter survive winter driving conditions
A blonde driving her car through downtown Moncton, became lost in a blinding snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her Dad had once told her: "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."
Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her Dad had told her that if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"
QuotaBillsYou are not stuck. - Louise Thompson
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown
If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown
Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes
Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia
Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield
Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler
I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor
It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson
Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard
What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor
You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset
My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald
If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro