Blonde in a Snowstorm

You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro