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Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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