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Truck turning lights for tailgating drivers

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

I am just turning 40 and taking my time about it. - Harold Lloyd

Your pressure points are always your turning points. - Unknown

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Things don't turn up in this world until somebody turns them up. - James A. Garfield

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. - Beau Brummel

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out. - John Wooden

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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