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Truck turning lights for tailgating drivers

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Truck safety - beware of wide truck turns

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Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Things don't turn up in this world until somebody turns them up. - James A. Garfield

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out. - John Wooden

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The hookeries and massageries - the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra. - Archie Bunker

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

No matter what, no matter how, where or who - you can almost always turn around and get a second chance. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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