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Truck turning lights for tailgating drivers

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Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. - Beau Brummel

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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